Police Brutality

That is how I feel after a day with Gavin now. His love of dress up and his super creative imagination have expanded thanks to one of his Christmas presents. We got him, I mean Santa got him a police dress up for Christmas. He loves it....I MEAN really loves it. The following conversation occurred:

Greg: "Do you know what policemen do Gavin?"
Gavin: "Yes, they give tickets and woopings with their womping stick."
Greg: "How do you know this Gavin" (trying to bite his lip from laughing inside so hard)
Gavin:"Cause I have a BRAIN!"

Yea, and he's only 3! He runs around trying to put everybody in cuffs. Boomer, Me, Grayson, and his big overstuffed teddy bear. All the while yelling "wooping on a wooping!"